Dati Jokes - Jewish Religious Jokes Part 2

A guy wants to build a house, so he goes to the rabbi and asks him how.
The rabbi says "Im glad you asked me that. There is actually a whole gemorah about it!"
So they go through the gemorah, the man makes notes, and he then builds a house exactly as the gemorah has specified.
The house stands for a day, and then collapses.
The man goes running back to the Rabbi and tells him what happened.
The rabbi says "Ah, Tosefot asks that question!" more...